Q. What did the woman use for vaginal medication? A. Standard Strength Vagisil.

What's worse than a paper-cut? Two paper-cuts. What's worse than two paper-cuts? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three paper-cuts.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I felt like kicking something.

What did the down syndrome kid get for christmas? Pulmonary Embolisms.

A hairy monster walks into a bar. It was halloween.

What did the big pickle say to the little pickle? "I'm black."

justin Beiber is gay. what else is there to say...

What is your name, sir? My name is not Sir, my name is Jeff.

wanna here a joke? you.

Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

Who loves George Clooney? George Clooney

whats worse then a child with a dead mom? the baby is still inside.

Why did the kid take the trash out to the movies? Because his mum said take out the trash

A bear walks into a bar. The bear is then shot by the bartender with the shotgun kept under the counter.

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

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world society

There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

women's rights

What is colored and looks good hanging from trees? Oranges. Get your mind out of the gutter!

What starts with f and ends in u-c-k? a:****

What do you get when you cross the ocean with a dinosaur? Wet.

What happened to the lady? She queefed.

so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

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