- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the black man cross the road? to get away from the racists

What did the girl say to the other girl? Nothing. She got hit in the head with a pineapple

A guy walks into a Bar ........ OUCH

A Jew walks into a shower. Gased.

What do you call a vehicle has 56 wheels? Anything you want, because it hasn't been invented yet.

Why was Little Bobby sad? He just superglued Uranus to his forehead.

Hey do you know who is in the yard? Not the boys, they all died in a horrific fire last Christmas.

The chicks at the bar last night were do hot. The girls weren't half bad either

What did the deaf guy get for Christmas? An iTunes gift card

What kind of toy do you give to a dead baby? A death rattle.

what's the difference between a chicken and a grape? They're both purple........ except for the chicken

Why did I the granda fall out of her wheel chair?. She fell down the steps

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, he died.

Ask me if im a truck are you a truck no

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A bike.

if it walks like a duck and looks like a duck your probably looking at a goose

why did the chicken cross the road? does a chicken have to explain everything it does?? do u explain to everyone around you why you're crossing the road every time?! i think not!

The last joke I tried to submit used "trolololol" as the enter code thing and I spelled it without the extra "lol" The lolz have got me again *this time it asked me for "basket case"

Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

why did the drug dealer die... because he got terminal cancer and died during the first 3 weeks

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

your momma's so ugly that she currently deals with an overwhelmingly self consciousness view of her appearance to the point where she has contemplated suicide and it is in your best interest to seek her medical help in order to preserve her heath and overall well being.

What did the penis say to the vagina? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

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