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Okay lord and master, now get lost, I am trough with you, I have other things to get done, XD My nose is so itchy XD

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Who ate my sandwich? The office appliance that fell from the sky.

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A man walks into a bar. He has had a tough day at work and unwinds with a beer. He goes home to his loving family. He makes love to his wife that night. It's good but not great.

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What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He simply lost grip of the cone and it fell out of his hand

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Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, he died.

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Did you hear about the Polish couple taking selfies while on vacation in Portugal? They fell off a cliff and died in front of their children. True story.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a vehicle has 56 wheels? Anything you want, because it hasn't been invented yet.

A guy walks into a Bar ........ OUCH

A Jew walks into a shower. Gased.

why did the black man cross the road? to get away from the racists

Hey do you know who is in the yard? Not the boys, they all died in a horrific fire last Christmas.

why did the jockey lose the horse race? he mistook his horse for Sara Jessica Parker

why did the boy eat his lunch money? it was his lunch!

What did the girl say to the other girl? Nothing. She got hit in the head with a pineapple

What do you call a blond reading a book? A blond reading a book.

How are baseball and the holocaust similar? They're both games, except for the holocaust

Okay lord and master, now get lost, I am trough with you, I have other things to get done, XD My nose is so itchy XD

Who ate my sandwich? The office appliance that fell from the sky.

A man walks into a bar. He has had a tough day at work and unwinds with a beer. He goes home to his loving family. He makes love to his wife that night. It's good but not great.

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

Why did the boy live on the street? He was an orphan.

A baby seal walks into a bar... The bartender looks at it and says: too young.

if it walks like a duck and looks like a duck your probably looking at a goose

What kind of toy do you give to a dead baby? A death rattle.

Whats black, white, and red all over? a dead panda.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A bike.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He simply lost grip of the cone and it fell out of his hand

Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, he died.

Did you hear about the Polish couple taking selfies while on vacation in Portugal? They fell off a cliff and died in front of their children. True story.

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