- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the brick say to the other brick? hello. the guy next to the bricks was shocked and went home and killed his wife then later higherd an indian man to give him a lapdance.

What do you call a camel with three humps? A deformed bactrian

Up High. high fives In The Middle high fives Down Low high fives In the Grass high fives You've been diagnosed with prostate cancer.

What do you call a German who roasts Jews for a living? A comedian.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic and i am too

So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. he crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

Why did Sam have no friends? He was dead.

Two little boys are talking to each other: - My dad's dick is soo biig! - Eh, my dad's dick is small but it still hurts...

Whats the difference between a truck full of babies and a truck full of bowling balls? You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

A man walks into a bar. His crippling alcoholism is tearing his family apart.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Q:what is long ,black and red but smells like poo.? A:poo from someone dying of bowel cancer.!

What is funnier then a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

You just sunk my battleship! 5,000 people just perished at the bottom the ocean in a war for pointless political reasons.

A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican; the black man had too much alcohol and the Mexican was the designated driver.

What do a black man and a cop have in common? They are both not cabbages.

A blind man cant see this joke, so I probably shouldnt write it..

I scream, you scream, we all scream when hit by an ice cream truck

Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

How do you get a black kid to sleep? A cup of warm milk and maybe a lulluby should do it.

there's a bus full of black people what do you call the white bus driver? coach.

Why was Little Bobby sad? He just superglued Uranus to his forehead.

-what does burglars afraid of? -cancer.

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