What do you get when you add two boys and two girls in a basement? Four people fearing their lives during a tornado.

In other news, a Florida man was arrested today for stealing candy...with a knife.

What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

What is worse than braking a fingernail, Learing that a clown raped your entire family

What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk

Ask me if im a tree! Are you a tree? No

what's black and can't swim? a black refrigerator

On a scale of 1 to Kevin James, how much do you exercise?

What's up? Well it all depends on your current position, if you are in the center of the Earth then everything would be up. In space there is no gravity so nothing is up. If you don't understand this the sky is up.

A man said lol, I said lol back. Then he started to beat me up for repeating his phrase!

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? That's the joke.

Larry The Cableguy....thats it.

What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

5 Italian guys from Long Island

Why were accents created? So when people go to Texas they come back sounding like a D-Bag.

how many Ethiopians can you fit in a bathtub? all of them.

What did the duck with one leg say to the pirate? Woof.

How do you get a tissue to dance. You don't.

Q:Why did the little girl fall out of the swing? A:Because she had no arms.

Why was everyone afraid of Nick Morton? Because he had AIDS

Why did the black man steal the mountain bike? He didn't. He purchased and payed for the mountain bike.

An Irishman, a Jew, an Asian, and a Priest all walk into a bar This is an example of a well-balanced community

what do u call a fat guy in a pool u

What did hitler said to the chinese? Thank you for continuing my legacy.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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