Roses are red Violets are blue if you think this is funny then your a jew!

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Two men walk into a bar. You would think the second man would have seen it. Made by Bobbie Pummel

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What's red and checkered and tells you to turn your music down? Michael

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A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender asks why the long face. The guy responds because cancer is a horrible disease. Oh yah did I mention the guy has cancer? $

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Micheal jackson had half a pie, Fred had the other half of the pie, They both shared a pie.

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Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, I do not stand for them.

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What's the thing that freaks guys out the most? When you're about to have sex with a girl and it turns out she had a penis and it's bigger than yours

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How much does a dead baby weight? the same amount when it was alive!

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1+1=2

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What did the newborn get on it's birthday? A life

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How do you prevent a drowning..? A: You don't throw the black man in the portwater

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Q. How many blonds do you know? A. I don't know any blonds, but are you perhaps talking about blondes? Because if so, I still don't know any.

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Don't you hate when you finger your belly button and your nipples exploed?

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why'd the chicken cross the road It didn't, it was safely placed inside a chook house

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a fridge halfway through walking.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Yes.

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Why did the Christian man dislike gays? Because Christianity views being gay as a sin, and as a follower of the religion he decided he did not like gays.

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Knock knock Who's there A gorilla A gorilla who? A gorilla is a ground-dwelling, predominantly herbivorous ape that inhabit the forests of central Africa. The eponymous genus Gorilla is divided into two species: the eastern gorillas and the western gorillas, and either four or five subspecies. They are the largest living primates by physical size. The DNA of gorillas is highly similar to that of humans, from 95–99% depending on what is counted, and they are the next closest living relatives to humans after the chimpanzees and bonobos.

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A mother and her child run into the store... The mother opens the door, so the child does not run into the store again.

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Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Mega-saur-ass

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Whats worse than losing your entire family in a car accident? Luikimia

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What do you call a black man riding a bike? A hard worker, he saved up his money for weeks trying to buy a bicycle.

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why is the earth mad at the moon? cause the moon mooned the earth

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What did little boy with no arms and no legs get for chrismas: a bike

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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