what's worse than being hiv+? having full blown aids.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Why are VIOLETS blue?

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Roses are red, Violets are violet,

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A man walked into a bar. He was only 19, but technically a man. Underage drinking is not O.K.

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eh

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A Hispanic, Jew and black man walk into a bar. The bartender tells them to get out because he's closed.

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what do you give a little girl with no arms no legs and who lives in a orfanidge for christmas?.................................... nothing because no parent wants a freak kid

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Why didn't the ice cream cross the road? ??(?/?) ?. (KOREAN)

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Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

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Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

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Yesterday I saw a black kid outrun a white kid know why? Because the white kid was a cripple

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar and the bartender says, " OH MY GOD! YOU CAN WALK?!?!"

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What did the cow say when he saw his family get murdered? Moo.

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I remember in the 80's it felt like Bill Cosby was being shoved down my throat. He was always on TV with his show and those Jello commercials.

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How do you convince a therapist that he is crazy? Hide in a fortress made of sporks wearing nothing but a belt, and start hissing and throwing paint at him repeatedly.

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Obama lin Baden.

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Q: What's long, hard, and full of sea men? A: A submarine.

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Q: Why did the blonde stare at the can of frozen orange juice for two hours? A: Because she was dead.

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Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No

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How many chinese women can you fit in a car? About the same amount as men.

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Who is buried in Grant's Tomb? DeShawn

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Uh... No? Listen, the other 2 people that bother using this "site" (excuse for one) would not give a damn, and if some world government are after us they wont find shit. What? If I said no you would hack this site? My mother can hack this site, thats what makes it so useful for us... SO PLEASE DO NOT TELL EEEEEEEEEVERYONE THAT MY MORALS AND SHIT ARE ALL CODES THAT NOBODY HAS THE BRAIN TO DECODE PLEASE <<<<<<<<< *Sarcasm detector goes off* Seriously though, nah, dont hack nor delete anything, I kinda like how I got some thumbs ups on the comment section where I shared about my mother finally dying and me feeling the world against me great etc blahblah, "Erica" and "Wizard" thumbed those up and are now with us (seriously Wizard? Geek somebody?)

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How was a blonde woman able to get into Harvard? She was smart and had a very good SAT score.

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A man walks into a bar, and sees another man with a huge orange head. He asks the bartender, "Do you know why that man has such a huge orange head?" The bartender replies: I dont know, maybe if you buy him a drink he'll tell you. So that man walks over to the man with a huge orange head and buys him a drink. He says to him: Excuse me, sir but why do you have a big orange head? The man with the big orange head replies: Well, one day I was walking along the beach and I found an interesting bottle. So I opened it and out popped a genie. He told me I had three wishes. The first thing I asked for was to have all the money that I wanted, and the means to get more. Suddenly, My pockets were overflowing with cash. So then I wished for the most beautiful, perfect woman ever created and there she appeared in front of me, and we immediately fell in love. The third thing I asked for was a huge orange head.

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Anti Joke

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