- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I told my two lesbian friends I wanted to join them. I am a priest in a Gay Marriage friendly state and they are happily married.

Q:What did the duck say to the other duck A:We are both ducks

What is long hard and woody? A tree.

What does these 3 words all have in common? terrifiant, hrollvekjandi, Przera?aj?ce They all mean the same thing describing Ian! CREEPY

Your mom is so poor that she collect food stamps is on welfare and lives in section 8 housing and cannot find a job that provides her a livable wage

What did the bride do on her wedding day? Get married.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Due to a lack of awareness of its surrounding, it died attempting to cross the road.

what's white and sticky semen

What's big, red and delicious? A prune. I lied about it being big, red and delicious.

What does Adolf Hitler hate more than Jews? Nothing.

Does 2 + 2 = fish? No.

Hey girl, do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I dropped one and I can't find it.

You: Want to hear a joke? Person: Yeah You: Me too

Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? They're really good at it

What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

How many Japanese people does it take to make a whirlpool? - None, because they're all dead.

Why did the man cross the road? To get to the homeless shelter.

What's the one game that black people are good at? Flashlight tag.

Why did the kid fall off is bike? He was hit by a bus.

Gandalf and Dumbledore had a son, her name wasn't.

What is a black person's favorite color? There are many different colors and it would be unrealistic to believe that all the people of a single race would choose the same one as their favorite.

Why did your girlfriend dump you? because someone brainwashed this guy into believing this nonsense.

How come the bartender didnt let the black guys in the bar Because the bar was closed.noone was aloud in the bar

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