- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I told my two lesbian friends I wanted to join them. I am a priest in a Gay Marriage friendly state and they are happily married.

Whats the difference in car and a bicycle? One has an engine and drivetrain designed to run on gas and the other is powered by your output of work

Your mom is so fat, that last night after reading and edition of Cosmo, she skipped dinner and cried herself to sleep due to her inability to live up to such an unrealistic feminine stereotype.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because its rayseans favorite number

Wanna hear a good joke? Sure. So does Hellen Keller

Gandalf and Dumbledore had a son, her name wasn't.

Six hats walk out of a garden. When mustard offal fruit paps.

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Why was the baby crying? Because she had a frog nailed to her face.

Why did your girlfriend dump you? because someone brainwashed this guy into believing this nonsense.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? The light was red, which prompted the chicken to cross safely.

What do you call a black guy who works at McDonald's? A worker, you racist piece of shit!

How come the bartender didnt let the black guys in the bar Because the bar was closed.noone was aloud in the bar

Wanna hear a dead baby joke? Brittany Spears is pregnant

What was the prostitute's favorite number? 68

What is a black person's favorite color? There are many different colors and it would be unrealistic to believe that all the people of a single race would choose the same one as their favorite.

What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

Why did Michael Jackson get so many nose jobs? He was incredibly insecure.

What did the math teacher get after he ate and he ate? A full stomach.

Q: What did the duck say to the other duck? A: Quack

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Max

Knock knock Whos there Who Who who Don't stutter it was just a joke

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse then two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Three bee stings.

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