- Anti Joke

Why didnt the cannibal like the taste of the comedian? because the comedian smelled very bad and the cannibal forgot to add salt.

Why did the bartender refuse to let the black man in ? Because the bar was about to close.

There was a fat man crying. I just told him the local Mc D's was arson attacked.

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls don't talk.

So a guy walks into a bar. Ouch. It was a gay bar.

Why was the man wearing all white? He was a part of the Ku Klux Kan.

what does the monster eat after going to the dentist? the dentist

A man in a wheelchair walks into a bar... ...wait a second.

Why are you bored? because fungus grows in your eyeballs so you try to stab it out but you end up blind and dead lol

i got 99 problems.... and aids is one

An alligator was found wearing a vest. The investigator had no comment... As alligators are incapable of speech. ^^^

How do you kill a blonde? Tell her she can breath underwater.

Roses are Red Violets are blue I have short term memory loss Hey look thats my bike over there.

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because the paint used on their faces makes the extra terrestrials leery of lead poisoning.

Q: What do you call a barn full of black people? A: Antique farm equipment.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Which way do 4 gay guys walk South then past the milkbar then around the corner

what do you call a guy that looks exactly like Mario. Frank because thats his name.

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

What did the Hungarian say before he went to bed? "I'm going to bed," but he said it in Hungarian.

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What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes......

Whats similar between an apple and a black guy there is no similarities between them

do you listen to dubstep? OH YEA I LOVE SKRILLEX -_-

Why was six afraid of seven. It wasnt because numbers cant possible show emotions. I