- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profits evenly.

An Irishman, Scotsman and Englishman were jumping into well because they were told whatever they shouted when they fell they landed on. I lied and they died, hehe

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? A: Get in the car.

Two guys stopped at a restaurant for coffee. "I'll have a mug of strong coffee," said the first. The second said, " I'll have strong coffee too, but I want a clean mug." The waiter returns and says, "which one of you wants the clean mug?"

Whats black, white, and read/red all over? What? Michael Jackson after his surgery.

What happenswhen a geman shepard jumps into a lake? it gets wet

What do you call a black man with no job? Unemployed

Why did Isaac run from his mother? She tried to kill him because God said so. Christianity.

What do you call two mexicans playing basketball? A good example of friendly competition.

What did the single guy do on Valentine's Day? Celebrate his birthday since he was born on the same day.

what is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 11 dead babies in a trash can

Twelve men walk into a bar, and get stuck in the door because it's far too small for all of them to walk through at the same time.

why was the Jewish person accused of stealing money? because the police found his finger prints.

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

Why was 2 afraid of 81? Because seven eight nine.

Q: What do you call a blonde, a brunette, and a red head all who are 16 years old and standing in a school? A: High School Students

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Guy gets new car. TRANFORMER!

Two pen state administrators walk into a butt

What did the red apple say when it saw a black man an irish man, and an asian walk into a bar? nothing apples cant talk.

Cole and his brother josh tag team jaycie until she cries herself to sleep while Sarah watches

What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu? If you have bird flu, you need tweetment. If you have swine flu, you need oink-ment.

What's the object with the most points according to science and math? A sphere.

How do you get rid of black elephants? Arrest it for being black.

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