- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue if something smells bad, its gotta be you! Roses are red this much is true but violets are purple not f***ing blue!

Why was the Jew gassed to death? Because he forgot to turn the gas off.

What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

What's the diffrents between a horse and a zebra? WELL clearly there names duh.

A mute man writes a joke that would only be funny to blind people.

What do you call a pig that just took a bath? Clean!

I am green. You are blue. Jokes are infinite. This is too.

What do you say to a jew with blood on his leg? Are you okay?

Midgets' mouths are perfect height for, kissing other midgets.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

What did the asian say to the President of the United States? I don't speak English

he took my chicken i shoot him in the foot and raped his dog

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Anything you like, he's blind.

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who's driving? The taxi driver.

What did the cat say when it was hungry? Meow.

Why is Megan Fox so hot? Because the air conditioning broke.

Wanna hear a joke? no

How many blondes does it take to walk into a bar? One I guess. I don't know if I understand the question.

what did the deaf guy say when the poor man asked how life was? the deaf guy didn't respond considering the fact that he was deaf and would never interact with a poor man.

What is green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Tall asians

What's red and can't speak ? A strawberry

Why did the monkey ride a bike? Because he was taken from his natural environment, abused for years and forced to ride a bike.

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