What's silent but deadly? A baby falling from a 10 story building

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who holds the world record for longest amount of time on fire? Jim Rome

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your momma's so fat that she weighs a lot

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yo mamas so ugly.... everyone died. the end.

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Yo mama's so fat that they have to grease the door frame and hold a twinky on the other side to get her through.

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What did the baby get for his birthday? An Abortion.

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******************************************************** Okay, so there were two muffins in the oven. One muffin said, "Oh my gosh! We're gonna die!" The other muffin said, "Whoa a talking muffin!" **********************************************************

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Yo mama so fat she makes blind kids cry

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so a man walks into a bar *pint of bud there please

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What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing becasue a mute is a person who cannot speak and a deaf man ould not hear the jumbled mumblings anyway.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Orange is orange

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what meows and is fuzzy and smells like manure? a cat being being killed with a chainsaw next to a cow

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what comes in tube and smells like toothpaste? toothpaste

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Two muffins are being baked in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin "Boy, it sure is getting hot in here," and the other muffin replies "yeah, that's because it's an oven."

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor

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One Direction has 12 letters. So does gayyyyyyyyyy. Coincidence? I think not.

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RACIST JOKE: how to start a footrace in ghana role a donut down a hill

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Three guys walk into a bar. First guy goes up to the bartender and orders a beer. Second guy goes up and orders 2 beers. Third guy sits down and saves seats for the other two guys.

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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Statistically, 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.

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Have you heard the one about the fat woman and the dead baby? The woman was actually pregnant, not fat, and just had a miscarriage.

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why did jimmy's mom fall off the cliff? i dont know.

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why couldnt the man run because he had no legs

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Why did Bruno Mars explode? He caught a grenade for ya.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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