- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats sad about a ton of blacks in a limo going off a cliff. they'll destroy the car

OMG THIS ACTUALLY WORKS! 1. Hold your breath for 2 mins 2. Die

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was suicidal.

What starts with E and ends with lephant? Not giraffe

Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black. All credit goes to Caravel.

Why is Michael Jackson bad at checkers? Cause he's dead.

So an alien walks into a bar......... and everyone runs away secreaming because theres an alien in the bar.

An Irishman walked into a pub.... He never left.

There is a famous joke, "What's black and white and re(a)d all over? A newspaper!" However, this is not featured on this website. Why? Because this is anti-joke.com, not joke.com - you moron

I have CDO it's like OCD but in the right order

True or fales? Eddie Izzard.

What day is it today? Today. Thank you. You're welcome.

What do I have in common with your mum? We're in the same bed right now.

What happens when an Asian with a boner walks into a wall? He breaks his nose

What's better than doing the Hannah Montana's hoedown-throwdown? Throwin' that ho down.

What happened when the engineering student studied for a physics final? They failed.

Why Did Suzie fall of the swing? She has Polio and will die the Next Day

Your mum is so fat that she finds trouble fitting through thinner doorways

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

Roses are red, violets are blue, Gee, I wish I could partake in even the first two lines of this stanza, but alas, I have colourblindness.

Why is my lawn red? Because i forgot to tell my neighbor's children to move

person 1:hello person 2:hello person 1:do you want to hear a joke ? person 2:yes person 1:good bye person 2:good bye

whats worse than finding a worm in your penis having your wife bite of your penis and die from an infecction

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