- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Timmy ride his bike? He didn't have a bike, his family was very poor and did have much money. Therefore a bike for Timmy was the last of their concerns.

A blonde girl walks into a hairdressers and asks for a slight trim. She leaves the hairdressers fairly happy with the result although she was unhappy with the price which she later concluded was most likely because of the rising inflation. However overall she felt it had been a successful outing.

Why was Johnny so mad at his father? Because his father had a constant drinking problem and was very abusive.

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What do you call a quadriplegic man at a museum? "Sir," unless you happen to know his given name, in which case it would be most polite to call him that.

Why did Sally drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

A man was walking down the street in the pitch black dark and he looked into a pitch black dark window. What did he see? Pitch black dark people.

What do you say if you see a floating TV at night? Wow a floating TV. It's amazing how far technology has progressed throughout the years.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? It varies. Alzheimer's is a very slow progressing disease, and many people suffering from it are capable of a wide variety of a number of everyday activities.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road A. Because he needed to get to the other side

How do you take money from a Mexican? You don't because they have none.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

What do you can a stinky mexican? Whatevet his name may be. Possibly Jose

What is funnier than an anti-joke? My SAT scores.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There must have been something that peaked her interest.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

do you know whats worse than a bad joke on antijoke.com the holocaust.

Why was the pig squealing? Because all four of its legs were tied together and it was about to have it's head chopped off so the meat could be processed for people to enjoy.

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Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profits evenly.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

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What is red and has two legs? Half a cat.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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