- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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cats, swimming, northpole ,sky, park , tree , bench, anti joke. shut up you have a skin disease!

What happens when a plane with 2500 people on board crashes? There were only 165 seats.

how do you know if a fish is gay? you ask it

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because it is very difficult for someone with a vision impairment to operate a vehicle.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it doesn't have the capacity for rational thought and decision-making and was subsequently hit by a car.

Why did the smoker die at a petrol station? He had lung cancer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

Whats worse than getting a splinter? Taking a shower at penn state

What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

What did the man think as the foul baseball flew rapidly toward his face? Oh man, I thought my tickets were to an NBA game.

What did the black man get for Christmas? A felony conviction.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has AIDS.

What did the horse say to the cow? Nothing because animals cannot speak.

why couldn't the girl watch t.v? Because her house burned down

what's the difference between a duck? one leg's the same.

What was Joe's old name? Joe, I lied about the old part.

How are leprechauns and lions similar? The both start with L.

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

I can't remember the punchline for this joke so I recommend you stop reading this...why are you still reading this whats wrong with you!!!!

Whats worse than death? Getting expelled from Hogwarts

Why are there only 50 states in the U.S.A The US gives territories a chance to vote if they want to be states in the US.

your mom is so fat jesus couldnt even lift her spirits

Why was the mime crying? Her husband died.

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