a woman gives birth at the hospital in china and then the doctor comes in and says doctor- i have good news and bad news for your baby mother-what is it doctor- bad or good mother-bad doctor-the bad news is that the baby is a girl and the good news is that your baby has cancer

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where do you find a dog with no legs? Korea. It's customary for the guests to get the drumsticks.

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Why did Jonny commit suicide? Airplanes dont have feet.

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What happens when you forget your parachute as you jump out of a plane? You wake up.

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What's scarier than a ghost? Practically anything as ghosts aren't real.

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Charles missed the stop sign. Charles can't read.

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Why was the prison full of black people? Because they were all their for security internships.

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what do you call a black man who bakes bread? a baker. you racist.

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What did the Scientist say after he created Frankenstein? - I just created Frankenstein.

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are you from hawaii? because your the only ten I see

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Why did the boy miss the toilet when he was peeing? Cause he was in the shower.

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Simon says.. Nothing because he's deaf.

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A man walks into a bar a bartender says, 'why the long face'? the man says 'I just walked into a bar'!!!

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You always hear of the 9/11 stories where people who work in the World Trade Centers were late that day or home sick or whatever. My mom also worked there. It was a normal morning, got up to make us breakfast, got us to school on time, the whole bit. After having to do all that stuff, she actually got to work on time, and she died in the attack.

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Why did the chicken cross the road?? Blue.

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willam dafoe

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When life gives you lemons. Don't take things from strangers

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Why do beavers have flat tails? They don't know but their relatives certainly get upset

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When I see the Viagra commercial telling you about all the side effects and they say "if you have an erection lasting for more than 4 hours, call a doctor." If I have an erection that lasts that long, I'm not calling a doctor. I'm calling my mom; who I always call when I'm sick.

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Whats the difference between a Jew and a Pig? One makes bacon when smoked.

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Why was the little boy inside the house instead of playing with his friends outside? His dad just died from cancer.

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what happened when Bob told a joke? Joe laughed.

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Knock Knock Whose there? The pizza you ordered That's weird, the Pizza I ordered shouldn't be able to talk

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what do you call an octopus with 9 tentacles? a male octopus

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Anti Joke

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