A mute man writes a joke that would only be funny to blind people.

What do you say to a jew with blood on his leg? Are you okay?

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

I am green. You are blue. Jokes are infinite. This is too.

Midgets' mouths are perfect height for, kissing other midgets.

he took my chicken i shoot him in the foot and raped his dog

What did the asian say to the President of the United States? I don't speak English

What's the diffrents between a horse and a zebra? WELL clearly there names duh.

What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

Roses are red, Violets are blue if something smells bad, its gotta be you! Roses are red this much is true but violets are purple not f***ing blue!

Why was the Jew gassed to death? Because he forgot to turn the gas off.

Why was the guy tired? His titties were too big

''Today is Star Wars day :)'' ''Why's that?'' ''guess'' ''I don't know :/'' ''It's May the 4th!'' ''And?'' ''May the 4th be with you :p''

Women's rights.

Why did I lose a card game to a cat? Cause he was a cheetah!

Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? Cus he was dead. Why'd the other monkey fall out of the tree? Cus he was stapled to the dead monkey!

Q: Whats the difference between me and a ghost? A: Ghosts arnt dolphins!

What do you call a clock that neither ticks nor tocks? A broken clock

What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? Fuck.

What do you get when you cross Michael Jackson? A collision, if Michael Jackson were alive.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Women's rights

Hats better than a stick? A stone

who's a slut... you're mom

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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