a man touches girls butt ...... she sharts her pants

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How do all Asians look? With their eyes.

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What's worse than tripping over a tree root? The destruction of the ancient city of Pompeii in A.D. 79. Though tripping over a tree root may hurt and result in the victim bleeding profusely, we live in the 21st century and at any time can call a doctor using a cellular device called a phone. In A.D. 79, no technology in this category existed. People were overpowered by the rage of a mountain that they believed was a sign of the wrath of the heavens. People had to flee the city and a majority of them we killed by either inhaling to much smoke or other causes. This continued for over 18 hours. Therefore, the destruction of Pompeii is far worse than tripping over a tree root.

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How do you burn alot of calories? Set a fat kid on fire

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what word starts with 'p' and ends in 'orn'? popcorn you sickos

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Knock Knock. Come in.

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Why didn't the Hispanic die in the bus explosion? Because he was at home playing with his children when it happened.

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Q:How do you get better at boxing? A:Get a bigger package Daniel W. Schnurr

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A fireman walks into a bar. Everyone has burned alive already, and he's too late to save them.

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Did you know that onions is the only food that makes you cry? Oh? Really? Positive. what if I threw a coconut at you're face. ...

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What is a mean thing to say to Stephen Hawking? Please take a seat.

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An Asian, white, and a black man decide to play Russian Roulette. The Asian goes first and shoots himself in the head. The white man picks up the gun for his turn. The black man runs down the street screaming. Cops see him and the white man holding the gun, both are sent to jail for life for the murder of their friend.

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Roses are red So are you Cause you killed my dreams So I killed you

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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What the difference between a car and a dead child I dont have a car in the basement

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noah is a scrub jungle

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How many lemurs does it take to paint a wall It depends on how hard you throw them Why did Jane fall off the swing She has no arms Why did Jack drop his ice cream cone He got hit by a bus Did you know that if you pretend to eat salt you can actualy taste it Do this in public. Why was 6 afraid of 7 Numbers can't think This is the original anti joke A man walked into a bar he is an alcoholic and is distroying his family. Fin a penny pick it up and all the day you will have good luck Until you get hit with a car door. A man is SCUBA diving when he is almost out of air so he takes one breath an holds it to the surface The trip is so long that his lungs explode do to a change in pressure so he died.

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Q: What's so special about my Ferrari? A: It was painted with babies

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Tell me you're a rapist. You're a rapist. This joke makes no sense. Mashed potatoes.

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Why the long face? My face isn't long, it's the same shape as everyone else, retard. I meant why are you sad. I'm not sad.

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What is "race car" spelled backwards? rac ecar.

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What did the girl call the boy? ugly. they hated eachother.

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rabbits running in my bathroom!

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What happens when you cross a Mexican and a Chinese man? A multiracial man.

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