Why was the boy crying? he was so happy his mom bought him a playstation 3

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What's worse than Patrick in a blender. Uuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, idk.

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How do you make a person cry? Burn his family.

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Why was the math text book so worried....… Because he had to many problems

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A blonde has a headache, so she goes to the doctor. The doctor prescribes some Advil, she takes it, and then feels significantly better.

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What has four legs in the morning, three at noon, and two in the evening? A baby with leprosy.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your asshole.

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What's worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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learn. advance!

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What is the difference between menstrual blood and sand? You can't gargle sand.

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What did the previously pregnant teen flush down the toilet? Her beloved pet goldfish who recently died. She had already given birth to a healthy baby the previous year.

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I'm on the seafood diet. I eat clams and shrimp because it is healthy for me.

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roses are red, violets are blue, I got pneumonia so now I am too

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You: Did u hear the one about that guy walking into a bar? Them: No. You: He said it hurt

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why cant the kid find any friends? he was stranded in a desert.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the only way to get across

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why did the man have a hole in his face? because syphillis had eaten a hole in it

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What's worse than a baby on a mattress? A baby under a mattress.

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What did the arsonist shout out in the movie theater? Nothing. He set the exits ablaze and said absolutely nothing.

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How did freedom die in Europe? It was shot in the chest with a rifle.

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Whats worse than getting in an arrow in the side of your neck Finding out there is a gas bill tied to it

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Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains! That's the least of your worries you have aids!

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what did the man living in the box buy with his new found money? A bigger box.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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