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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A family has been forced out of their house by ghosts. Who are they gonna call?... Their insurance company.

How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? none, you can't see them in the dark. Vincent

Who is the dumbest person on the entire internet? Shortpoet-GTD

What happens when Chuck Norris jumps in the air? He lands.

If a tree falls in the forest, does anyone hear it? no, but it was home to several endangered species that are now extinct

What's worse than finding a dead baby in a trash can? -Finding a dead baby in 5 trash cans

Why did a little kid have a long face Because his face was stretched out by a truck wheel

what did the left eye say to the right eye? "eye" see you

Why had the father left his family. Because he was tired of dancing in a circle.

Time flies an arrow. Fruit flies like banana.

Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball Deluxe. Super Monkey Ball Deluxe who? Oh no.

what did the penguin say to the dodo bird. nothing because dodo birds have bin extinct for thousands of years and it is highly unlikely for a dodo bird to be saying anything to a penguin do to the fact they wouldn't be anywhere near each other and neither species can speak.

What's worst than finding a repeated joke on anti-joke? Finding a grammatical error on anti-joke.

Two guys walk into a bar, a spanish guy and a black guy. They get some drinks, call a taxi to arrive home safe. And kiss their wives and kids goodnight. They go to bed early after reading a wallstreet journal. And wake up early so they can both go to their jobs as college professors. To white kids.

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

Why was the boy sick? Because he accidently ate his own feces.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because its instincts were telling it that the higher amount of grass on the other side of the road would lead to an increase in the odds of survival due to a more adequate source of food and nourishment.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't know any better. It very recently was decapitated in order tofeed the farmers family.

Two Lawyers were talking to one another. The first lawyer said, "Wow this is the fourth case I've won in a row!" The other lawyer did not know how to respond because of the men the other lawyer put in jail had escaped from jail and already killed the lawyer's family.

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