Micheal Curran...that is all.

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what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

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Why didn't my marriage work out? Because I married a tangerine.

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Suicide isn't the answer, it's just the solution. -by Ross

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An indian boy asked his Dad,'Why do we have such long names?' His father didn't reply, he died on the road home.

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do you like hardcore music? ya i love brokencyde

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A man walks out of his house and sees a......BIRD!!!

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Q: If a hen-and-a-half can lay an egg-and-a-half in a day-and-a-half, how long would it take a peg-legged grasshopper to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle? A: He'd give up.

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What did God say to the man who just died? Nothing. God and Heaven something parents make up so kids will do the right thing.

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What do people and jelly beans have in common? Nothing. One is a living creature, and the other is a tasty treat.

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What is funnier than 24 69

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Roses are red Violets are blue Its 2 in the morning Go the f+%& to sleep.

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Why are there so many little girls falling off swing jokes? Because you tuch youself at night.

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LOL

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What's worse than biting into a worm in your apple? Being run over by a stampede of elephants

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Whats Yellow And Cant Swim A Bulldozer.

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Roses are black. Violets black. Guns are black. My van is black.

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A german walks into a London Pub. He turns to the man on his left and says, " Hallo Kolleginnen und dort bar Mäzen. Ich bin gespannt zu sehen, ob wir eine Beziehung herzustellen, wie ich gesucht Gespräch, als ich in der wunderbaren Kultur, die London zu bieten hat. Ist das in Ordnung mit dir? Heil Hitler"

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What the heck are you gonna do if you're on a picnic and have an ice cream and then the ants crawl on the ice cream, what are you gonna do? You're gonna eat the ants because it's made out of protein.

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An Irishman and his sheep are locked in a barn together for 3 days. On the 3rd day his wife finally notices that he is gone, and comes looking in the barn for her husband. She liberates him, cooks him dinner, and they both laugh at the bestiality that occurred in the barn. 3 days is indeed a long time for anyone to endure.

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What do you call a group of black men stampeding down a hill? Dangerous, so they should slow down!

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lewis=cardiac

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What's green and has wheels? The Holocaust. I lied about everything.

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