Have you seen the blind man's new house? No. Neither has he.

How come the kid couldn't go to college Because he was black and couldn't afford it

Have you ever had Ethiopian food?? Neither have they...

What do you call a black jew? Overcooked

Whats white and sticky? Marshmellows

An innocent man's home was raided by police, who accused him of grand theft auto. It turns out it was just a case of mistaken identity.

Where were guinea pigs created? Probably in Guinea Land or something.

A white horse walks into a bar and orders a bitter. The bartender says "Hey, do you know we've got a drink named after you?" The horse says; "Eeek! A talking cow."

What happens when you put a baby, a dog and a cat in the same bag They will all most likely suffocate if left in the bag too long

why did the movie get bad reviews? it was a bad movie

Ring Ring! Hello? Hello, is your refrigerator running? Yes it is Good.

Say this really fast. Ice Bank Mice Elf It'll take a while for dumbasses to understand.

What does a jew to enter in a movie theater? He buys a ticket!

your mom is so stupid she got raped

Why did the woman leave the kitchen. Its was her funeral

What is a white supremacist's favorite color? It varies depending on the individual.

How do you make a clown happy? You sucks it's dick

a duck walked up to a lemon aid stand and he said to the man running the stand... quack

Why did the pig cross the road? To chase after his adopted chicken.

why was the woman in the kitchen? she was being held hostage there by Bob Saget

Communism hehe xd

What do you call a black astronaut? An astronaut you racist

Rylan Clark

What do u call a six year old boy holding a gun. illegal

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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