- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Fathers Day at Tyrone's house.

How can you tell that the Filipino presidential candidate Grace Poe is an alien? From her extra set of retractable jaws and highly acidic body fluids.

Patient: "Doctor, my arm hurts when I poke it with my index finger." Doctor: "That's because your finger is broken."

LO AND BEHOLD!

Chuck Norris was the leading role in the television show Walker, Texas Ranger.

Q. Which one do you hate more? Jews, Mexicans, or Asians. A. I hate all of them, but jews are annoying when they resist getting stuffed in the oven.

what did eric foreman get for christmas? a foot in his ass.

I like to thumb up my own jokes.

A white man walks into a bar. Then he gets a beer.

Why couldn't the girl call her boyfriend? Because she is homeless and can't afford to buy a phone.

Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road? To End His Suffering On The Farm. Suicidal Mission.... Complete

Why did Ian pass his CRB check? Because he committed his crimes on holiday

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A. Did you hear about the circus fires? b. They were intense. (in tents)

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

Why did I post a joke on this website? Because I felt like it.

I don't often drink beer, but when I do, I make the poor decision to attempt to drive while intoxicated, kill a pedestrian, and end up in jail with a hangover, a DUI, and an account of vehicular homicide. Don't drink and drive simultaneously.

Why did simran go over to maliyah and emma and andrea and alice and amanda and Every other fat ugly chicks house? Cause he cant fu*k anybody else!!!!!

High school is like forced anal sex, Hard, painful, and you cry your hopes and dreams at the end of it all.

Opinions are like assholes, neither one can ride a bike, except for the assholes

A blonde walks into a bar. She says ow

wanna know the biggest joke on antijoke.com? People's spelling.

They see me rollin' They hatin' Patrolin they try to catch write a joke Try to catch me write a joke Try to catch me write a joke (tootle loo, I see you ;)

Roses are red Violets are blue Get in the shed I'm gonna screw you

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