- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Red Violets are Purple But nothing rhymes with purple.

Why are aspirins white? Because the creator of aspirin didn't feel it necessary to color the pills.

A Russian man walks out of a bar looking very sober because he walked out of the bar sober.

This is a bad anti-joke. Just kidding, it's a good one.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Go die in a hole.

Boxing on Boxing Day

Why did the black man commit suicide? Because the white man murdered him.

What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

Roses are red Violes are blue I am hot How bout you?

Q: Why did the fork cross the balloon? A: Apples

What happens when you get your leg caught in an elevator door? Nothing. It is likely that the elevator has advanced sensory components that won't allow the door to close on your leg.

A man is a joke for making a joke on antijoke

Grace Ackerson

a black guy, a white guy, and an asian guy walked into a bar. It was an interracial bar, and served men and women of all nationalities.

8 muslims walk into a bar You know why. Because their suicidal bombing plans were put off until Tuesday

Roses r Red Violets r Blue I'm schizophrenic So am i too!

what do you call a black man, white man, mexican, irishman, indian, and chinese man being hung at the same time? -a racially diverse pirate crew

yo mama so old that back in her school she didnt have history class

Your mama so fat that when she cut herself gravey came out and we drank it too!

Whats worst than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

Why did the fat guy ride his camel to the grocery store? Because he didn't want to walk to the grocery store

Congratulations, sir. The judge has determined that the charges of traffic violation against you were indeed incorrect, and you will be given a large sum of cash for your wasted time.

If it looks like grass, smells like grass, and tastes like grass... Then you were honestly misled when ordering that salad.

What happens if you come across an elephant in the jungle?. You wipe it up What happens if an elephants comes across you in the jungle? Swim

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