- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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- Why an Asian crossed the road? - Because he wanted to.

yo mamas so poor she should probably consider finding a job

How do you stop a baby from crying? Douse it in gas and throw it in a fire

A fish walks into a bar. He proceeds to talk the bartender. "Blub blub blub" The fish sitting next to him whispers to the bartender. "What is he talking about." The bartender shrugs.

Peaches eat leaches, that is why sneaches live on beaches.

Now on breaking news!: Man found hanged upside down in a forest with 403 lethal knife-stabs in his back! Policeman: "We have concluded this is indeed the worst case of suicide ever"

What's both fun and a scam? -The holocaust

why was the little girl crying? because i raped her.

Roses are red Violets are blue I gotta go to the bathroom

A man penetrates another man.

Why did the gay man not walk straight? Because I took a jack hammer to his foot

Hmmm, how would Sherlock Holmes solve a crime?... Oh wait. He doesn't exist.

what is red and smells like paint red paint

So a guy walks into a bar and says, "I can hold a spoon in between my butt-cheeks." Jillian Michaels asked him if that will help him lose weight.

What's worse than being a Packer fan? Walking around with cheese on your hea... Oh, wait...

what goes in hard, comes out soft, and you blow on it? bubble gum!

What's faker than Nicki Minaj's tits? Women rights.

How did the guy who's been in his mothers basement for 20 years lose his virginity? He didn't, that's where his mother hid his body.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? Misthrown

Ring around the rosy. A pocket full of posies. Ashes. Ashes. I just set a dead baby on fire.

Your mother is so stupid that she has lived a very unfulfilling life due to her lack of education.

A storm be brewin!

What did the boy get for christmas? a new lining

Roses are red Violets are blue Carnations are cheap and they will not get you a blow job.

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