- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Getting all F's on your report card isnt that bad.... I mean you could go home to find your whole family murdered and your Girlfriend hanging from a noose.

How do you confuse a blonde? Go up to her and say, "The bookbag coffeepotted the ice cream wedding! Is it gosling for you to rectify this pane of glass and oceans? I won't be able to berry a giant squid before the cows arrive."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a depressed alcoholic drug addict whose children had all been diagnosed with a rare form of terminal brain cancer, and he decided to end it then and there by jumping in front of an approaching bus.

Why did the black man quit his job as a rapper? Because he was an admirable father and husband and was willing to sacrifice his passion to provide for those he loved.

Why did the girl drop her vannlia ice cream? Vannlia Ice punched her for being cool as ice.

I like my coffee like I like my women. Ground up and in the freezer

A man recently set the world record for jumping into a foot of water from 50 feet high. Luckily, this made the clean-up rather simple.

How do you catch a predator? You throw a beartrap at a child.

Question: You are in a bed between a hot chick and a gay guy, who do you turn your back to? Answer: False, I am to unattractive to find myself in bed with anybody else.

Why did the stranger sexually assault the woman? --Because he was a sexual predator..

When I find out where you live I'm going to burn down your house, kill your family, and while your crying in you demise I am going to slit your throat.

Why does the fat kid no longer have friends? He died after falling out of a tree.

A man came home and witnessed his wife having an affair with another man. The husband and wife got into a huge argument and eventually got divorced

Roses are yellow Daisies are purple Tv drinks yes Why swing the door

A blonde walks into a bar; she orders and enjoys her drink and then leaves with her thirst quenched.

Why did the little girl cry? She lives in Haiti.

Doctor: Knock knock. Patient: Whose there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor. Patient: Interrupting doc... Doctor: Your son has AIDS and will die soon.

Why does Rupert the Bear wear chequered trousers? Because that's how the creator originally drew him.

Q. A couple went on a boat. The boat sank. Every single person died, who survied? A. The couple.

a boy named justin littleton made his own anti-joke......

So this squirrel is walking across the road when a HUGE truck comes and smashes him beneath the tire.

- Wanna see a magic trick? - Sure - Too bad. I don't know any.

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