- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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1: Hey whats better than bacon? 2: What? 1: Nothing. Nothing is better than bacon.

I like playing in the balls. I like balls.

what did the dog say when he walked in to a bar? Bark

An Asian walks into a bar, but the bartender asks him to leave the bartender replies "we're closing soon" but he secretly harbored racist views that he had not yet come to terms with and was deeply ashamed of.

Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

What is a pirate's favorite color? It depends on the pirate.

What Did The Hobo Get For Christmas? A Welcome Home Mat.

Why was the fat lady on the Medicine ball? Because she was fat!

What's brown and liquidy? Brown paint.

what would u do if you were having anal sex with a black guy and his penis was sooooo big that it ripped ur asshole? staple it back together

How many TV shows are there? A lot.

Your mother is so morbidly obese that she greatly exceeds the necessary recommended serving sizes of each meal.

Why are anti jokes so funny? Because their not.

Why does the cow have spots? Because it was born that way

why did the black man drink grape kool-aid kool-aid refreshed him after a hard days work out in the field picking cotton

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He was perfectly happy where he was.

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

You might be a redneck if you have red on your neck

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

If life hands you lemons, take them they taste good

What's long,black and wrapped in something yellow ?? A twix

What happens when you stick your hand down the jelly bean jar? The black one steals your watch.

Why was the black guy in jail He was a jail guard

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None. It is an avian species incapable of throwing such a heavy material as wood.

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