- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Don't cry, it's only a joke. It's not that, my wife and son were just killed in a drunk driving accident.

Whats Black and White and Red all over? A penguin in a blender.

What's the difference between an American and a British guy? Their fingerprints.

Q. How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? A. That obviously depends on the size of the bathtub and each individual infant.

Q. What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in front of a door? A. Matt

An asian man walks into a taxi. The driver asked which chinese or electronic store woupd u like to go to?

If my balls were on your chin, where would my dick be?

Why did a car full of African-American men pull up to a lonely white man walking on the sidewalk at 12 p.m. in Harlem? To ask for directions.

YOLO You only like Oreos

Which disney princess always stays old? Snow White

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a toothpick

your mama is so fat, she sat on the ipod touch and made the ipad.

One time i was in north philly and bought milk, then i came home and drank it.

Whats black and hangs from trees? To get to the other side.

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

What worse than finding crap on the road? Tripping over and landing on it.

Anti-Joke Memes Are Obviously Not A Thing

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

Q: Why are all black people fast? A: Because the slow ones are in jail.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because it saw some food, or because it felt threatened on the side of the road it was already on.

roses are red violets are blue me n' friends guna rape you trolololoLOLOLOlololOLLOLOLOLOLLLOLOLOLOLO01010101010111 666

FUCK THE JEWS

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What did the mushroom say to the carrot? Is this even important given the current state of world affairs?

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