- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

I have read the terms and conditions

What does shit smell like? Your maaaa

Why's it so bad to be black and Jewish? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

No soap radio

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

Why did the gay kid drop his ice cream Because he got punched in the face.

Hail Hitler

Got a card in the mail from my estranged uncle today. Yep.

What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

Why couldn't timmy brush his hair? He had leukaemia

A light bulb is very similar in shape to a pear. So, when you change a light bulb, don't replace it by a pear.

I do not want to know, you want to TELL ME so that I can increase the potency of the hypnotic suggestion by... Lets say... A number that if I said would work instantly? I wrote CONDOMS ARE FOR PUZZIES... Which kinda makes sense... Just a line, from the worst game ever.

Q: Why do black people like fried chicken? A: Because it tastes delicious!

what's small, red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

Q.A zebra somehow managed to get out of the zoo and started running all around the town. After some time he saw a zebra crossing(not an original zebra crossing the road but the black and white stripes)on the road.He stoppped suddenly.WHY? A. He was too tired to run any more!!!

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his kids.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

A man looks in his toilet and gazes in fear of the fact that there is blood on his bowel movement. He has colitis

What was the little boys least favorite part of Christmas? Getting raped by his uncle.

Jewwy Jewstein

An elephant stomped on a mouse. What did the mouse say? Ouch.

Q: What do you get when you put an ice cube, a grasshopper, a cell phone battery, and a human finger in a freezer? A: A very strange mix of objects indeed.

A man walks into a bar and sees a depressed looking giraffe. The man says, “Why the long neck?” The giraffe responds, “That’s not the expression.”

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