- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has four legs but can't walk? A tranquilized bear

What did one muffin say to the other? I'm baked... just kidding muffins are food and therefore can not speak

What's worse than an actual joke on anti-joke.com? Many things. Considering this is only one website among millions on the internet, and it really has no effect on what happens in the world, it really isn't a big deal in the grand scheme of life.

Q:Why did Jimmy eat an apple? A:He was hungry.

What is the difference between a pizza and ten dead babies? I dont have a pizza in my oven.

Roses are red Violets are Blue Let's just screw

id give my right arm to be ambidextrous

Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant? A- Don't be ridiculous purple elephants don't exist

Q: a man in a camry runs over his wife. who's fault is it? A: toyota and their breaks.

why are chickens dying so fast? because black people are hungry.

A psychotic man steals a Police Officer's handgun, the man runs down the street. What happened? He fell in a hole and died.

What happened to the black jew? He went to college and died in a plane crash.

the waterhorse is a beautiful creature. It often frolics through fields of wheat.

Q:Why couldn't little Bobby read the bible? A: His parents weren't into religion and he was blind

Why was the giant scorpion sad? Because the Holocaust killed his entire family.

A blonde walks into an electronic store...she buys an IPhone because someone stole her blackberry, her money, and everything she cares for. Nah, I'm just kiddin', she was murdered.

What do you call a black pope? Catholic.

The turd said crazy turd so many cows have ninety two ears and it walked away to the store and drank doors while juggling feces and racist jack-o-lanterns.

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

What's worst than your favorite football team losing the football? Giving birth to a stillborn child.

Why did the boy play Xbox? Because its a quality source of entertainment

Dave: Knock, knock Steven: Come in.

A priest sneeks in to a pre-school and is arrested shortly after for tresspassing.

name 3 fruit begining with n a napple, a norange, and a nannana

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