the reason why waldo is hiding from chuck norris is because they are playing hide and seek.

How many tortoises does it take to change a light bulb? One. Just don't expect it to be done quick.

What's Kanye West's main goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

what's white, got three legs and you wouldn't expect to find in the rainforest? A fridge on a stool

How does it change many dyslexics take to a lightbulb.

Why did the black guy buy a bucket of KFC? Because he was hungry

"Hey dude, wanna come with me??" "Sure! Where????" "To the grocery store, I need to buy a couple of lemons"

Suicide is never funny Unless it's a clown

A rabbi walks into a bar mitzwa.

Why was john's balls itchy? Because he recently gained a severe infestation of pubic lice.

A man stops another man on the street in Manhattan and asks "How do I get to Carnegie Hall ?" The other man gives him direction, including which subway stop to get off at.

What's worse than finding out your husbands gay...........finding out he's gay with your brother"

What did the homeless black guy write on his sign? need money for weed.

A gay man named pat played on a gay website with a child named Charlie

person 1: i have a good knock knock joke person 2: ok what is it? person 1: say knock knock! person 2: knock knock person 1: trollollollollollollo

What did the blonde say when she saw a tan button on her calculator? That must mean tangent.

Q. Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A. Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

What's brown and smells like shit? My boxers.

My dad

Johnny Depp is Alexander Graham the whole time.

An American, a Mexican and a Cuban are in a car. For they are heading to the store to buy groceries and then come home to make dinner.

Knock, knock. After a couple minutes of waiting the man knows that no one is home and leaves.

A woman walked into a college.....which wasn't suprising because she never learned to read

What the difference between an apple and a pear One of them is red

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