Why did Susan fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock... Who's there? Not Susan...

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What's worse than a baby in a blender? Two babies in a blender

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Why did the monkey eat the pineapple? IDK, ask Sam D

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Why did the little boy want to sleep with his parents in their bed on the only night in weeks they'd planned to have sex? His bedroom was on fire.

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Knock Knock. Not home.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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What did the two Japanese men say to each other? I have no idea I don't speak Japanese

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A blonde, brunette, brown walk into a hair salon. They then proceed to each get they're own procedures done then leave not having any contact with each other.

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What happened when the man went to the bar? He got drunk, drove home injuring a young teen mother, brutally assaulted his wife to the point of death. He's in prison serving 3 life sentences.

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An Indian, American and French man walk into the bar simultaneously. Unfortunately, they get stuck in the door.

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What's better than winning a gold at the paralympic Walking

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Why were black people mad about slavery? Because they didn't get paid in gum! Holt9 ;P

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What should you never give to your friends as a wedding present? An old plastic bag full of rubbish.

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Why couldn't the emo kid finish reading his book? Because he was on the titanic when it sank.

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What did the aliens say when they first landed on planet Earth? We've come back for Anthony Davis.

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what do a pizza and a jew have in common? they both burn in an oven

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what is funnier than one dead baby in a dumpster? There is nothing funny about the homicide of a minor, and the murder should be immediately investigated.

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Why did the welshman cross the road? To violently hump sheep.

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Jims family is having a picnic. Jim goes and gets his food. shortly after he drops his food. Jim is really sad and goes and gets more food. Jim is black

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how do you hurt sombody? cut off their legs.

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If you could eliminate one thing in your life, what would it be ? My ex.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can walk wherever the hell they want. Leave them alone.

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1234567890? ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ

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Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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