- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a man with a scar on his right hand walked in to a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x z y.

What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? A fat kid sitting on you

Did you know that many scientists will find out what happens after death within your lifetime? But not their lifetime...

Do you want to hear a joke? No.

Im gay What about you

im @ work, LOL.

knock knock no no you go now i clean

Dad: hi son Kid: (looks sad and looks at the ground) Dad: what's wrong son. Kid:I raped a girl. Dad:Who? Did you rape son! Kid:mom.

How old was the baby when it took its first steps? That question is impossible to answer due to the fact the parents had an abortion and the fetus remained unborn.

why did joe diragi cross the road there was food on the other side

How do you create an antijoke? Story written by Danny and Patrick

Why do people laugh at the number 69? Honestly I don't know, its just a number isn't it?

Once Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked a guy so hard that he got a large bruise.

Why did the woman fall off her bike?? Because someone threw a fridge at her!!!!!!

What gets you a succesful life and career? Swag

Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

what do you do if you see a black man covered in hot greece on the floor of the bus shelter? call an ambulance...

Jane: The house is supposedly worth $ 6 million Jack: No way! The figure is made up.

Yo mama is so old, the bone structure of her spine has decayed significantly since she stopped growing and has therefore shrunken in height considerably. Her face and hands have accumulated abundant visual wear; wrinkles, and has arthritis as well.

my goldfish never writes me back when i send him letters

Maths.

Q. What do you call a grammatically incorrect horse? A. An horse.

Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

What did the text-to-speech reader say when the 12 year old boy played around with it? "Ass ass ass ass, ass ass ass ass."

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