a black guy, mexican guy, and asian guy race to hop over a window. the mexican because he had to clean it first.

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Q: What's circlular and has two hands? A: A skinny person, i was kidding about the circular part!

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A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

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That awkward moment when sentences don't end the way you octopus.

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Dave: Hi John! John: I have Aids.

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What's tall black and has curly hair? A black guy

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person one: ask me if im a carrot person two: are you a carrot? person one: nope (the walks away)

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What did the 20-year old woman say too the old man? HI GRANDPA!

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I like cheese. You like cheese. Have a nice day.

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What did the fish say after he swam into a wall? Dam

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in a car crash an entire family is killed from death until they all die

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Why did jim all I over? He dies

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why did the little girl throw a clock out of the window? because she wanted to see time fly

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What's big, grey, and can't climb a tree? A car park.

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Knock knock, ... Little Timmy bursts into tears, Because his parents don't love him.

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Why didn't john go to school? He has terminal cancer and he must stay at hospital

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how many Amish men does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one, but the likelihood of an Amish man needing to change a lightbulb is very slim.

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what do you call a baby with no arms and no legs in a mailbox? a horriffic murder

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how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

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An Englishman, A Scotsman, a Welshman, an Australian, An American, A German, A Swede, A Kiwi, An Austrian, A Belgian, A Frenchman, A Chinese Guy, An Indian, A Turk, A Czech, A Canadaian, A Russian, A serbian, A Portuguese, A brazilian, An Argentine and a South African go in to a bar. The Security stops them and says "I'm sorry i can't let you in without a thai"

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What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. Lions do not have the ability to speak. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

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Q: What did Jenna Jameson say when she heard hard banging near the front door? A: Come inside

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Why did the guy in the wheelchair die? He was mauled by tigers.

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what did the doctor say to another doctor? we are doctors

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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