- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Conrad Barry

Q: Why did the officer stop the black SUV? A: Because it was going way over the speed limit.

how much c o c k could a n i g g e r lick if a f a g g o t licked a d i c k

A dyslexic walks into a bar. He called it a bra because he was dyslexic and dyslexics misspell things. People laughed at him because mental disabilities are inherently humorous to them.

Allmighty Genie vs Common douche Genie: I the allmighty Genie am at your command, I can grant you any three WISHES Common douche: Okay! I want to sit on my own lap Genie: Uh...Well...You uh sure you want that? I Uh... Wait a moment please... Wimp wins Genieous victory.

What's worse than 10 babies stapled to a tree? The Holocaust.

What did the little girl with cancer get for Christmas? Nothing, she didn't make it that far

what happens when you put Rihanna and Chris brown in the same room? Rihanna dies

Q: Buttsex? A: Butsex!

What do you call a Mexican with a lawnmower? The guy I'm thinking of is named Pedro. He works hard and takes care of his family.

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Why was Little Timmy crying ? He dropped his ice cream. Why did he drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus. Knock-Knock! Who's there? Not Little Timmy.

STOP BULLYING FAT PEOPLE. They have enough on their plate

What do you call an overly-sexual, chewbacca-like creature that smokes cocaine and shoots heroin, while beating its offspring? Mom.

why couldn't the little boy sleep? he was being tortured.

Why did Sally sell seashells by the seashore? Because she has no arms and couldn't find a job.

Yo mama's so skinny, she should probably go in for eating disorders' counseling.

How many men does it take to screw in a lightbulb...1 How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb...2

What has hands but isn't alive? A dead person.

Bob is asleep. Knock knock. Whos there? NOT BOB

How do you know a black man's been in your backyard? If you throw a barbecue and your friends of African-American descent decide to bring cold cuts.

How do you get a ninja to do a backflip? Ask him nicely.

Why did the young boy die from Aggressive cancer? ...Because there isn't a cure.

What did Hitler get his son for Christmas? An Ez-bake oven and a GI Jew

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