- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man fall of his bicycle? Because someone threw a fridge at him

Are you Jamaican? Because your dreadlocked hair is an iconic symbol of one who would be from the country of Jamaica.

Why are aspirins white? Because the creator of aspirin didn't feel it necessary to color the pills.

Roses are Red Violets are Purple But nothing rhymes with purple.

A Russian man walks out of a bar looking very sober because he walked out of the bar sober.

Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

How many amish people does it take to screw in a light blub? None as the amish don't require artificial light

what's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? one is fun to hit with a sledge hammer, and one is a watermelon

What do you do when you see a person sleeping at a bus stop? You fart on their head

Why did the suicidal terrorist swim with fish? He heard the SEALS we coming for him.

A doctor walks into a bar, he stumbles backwards as he is taking his coat of, and the barman chuckles.

What do you call a group of black guys riding on horseback? You don't. You call the cops first.

A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally, she has no arms.

Knock Knock! Who is there? A 6ft tall black man who recently escaped prison that is requesting asylum in your lovely mansion. sounds legit.

If a tree falls in the forrest and a women hears it does it make a sound? Why is there a tree in the kitchen.

An African American and an hispanic man are in a car, who's driving? No one, they are having sex

Why do we park in driveways and drive in parkways? Good question.

Q.Anti-jokes are funny? A.Depends on your opinion

What did the cat say when someone pointed out that cats can't talk? Meow.

Whats the difference between a rabbit an a eagle? They both fly except for the rabbit

What do a woman and a puzzle have in common? Both couldn't vote before 1920... the puzzles still can't vote

How do you make a sandwich? Go into the kitchen and make a sandwich.

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Nothing. Johnny is Jewish.

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