- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What smells like smoke, sounds like a pig, and looks like a horse? My mom's boyfriend

Whats worse than seeing your family killed in front of your eyes? Not much to be honest

A guy asks, "Why was my mom in your bed?" The other guy replies, "Because your mom has a mental disease which inhibits her ability to process thought."

I was walking down the road yesterday with only 1 shoe. A man stops by and says "Did you know that you lost a shoe?" I reply "No I didn't. I found 1."

Roses are red Violets are? blue Lets eat poo I know you want to

women's rights

Man 1:Doctor Doctor, I've got 59 seconds to live! Man 2: This is a chemist

A man named Hank, from Idaho takes a trip to Michigan. When he arrives, he rents a house and starts a meth lab. Hank is spending 7 years in jail. Hank was charged with stealing.

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? Because Suzie was a cucumber.

Whats the difference between anti-jokes and regular jokes? A Fridge full of dead babies being thrown at a black man with no arms or legs swinging from a tree.

I used to know what alzheimers was

You're rowing a canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a dog house? None because icecream doesn't have bones.

Q: How do you make a black man think you're racist? A: Racism

Did you hear about the Mexican boy scout that helped that old lady cross the border.

knoc knock! who's there? poo on! poo on who? you!

What is the difference between a fridge and a tree ? The fridge can't sing

What's blue, wriggles around, and sits in a corner? A dying baby in a plastic bag. What's green, doesn't wriggle around, and sits in a corner? A Christmas tree. The current homeowners were never made aware of the atrocity committed by the previous occupants.

What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 6 feet under the ground? Doug What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 3 feet under the ground? Douglas

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away Because no dog likes being called "hurrrrdhjkdhjsaklhdkhjkddssaduyiwqkhdbewcjk"

Why did Timmy lose the race? He had no legs

Friends are like potatoes, If you eat them, they will die.

Q: What lives in holes? A: Jerks.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?!?! Neither has he

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