- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Which disney princess always stays old? Snow White

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

justin Beiber is gay. what else is there to say...

What's worse than a paper-cut? Two paper-cuts. What's worse than two paper-cuts? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three paper-cuts.

What is your name, sir? My name is not Sir, my name is Jeff.

Q. What did the woman use for vaginal medication? A. Standard Strength Vagisil.

whats worse then a child with a dead mom? the baby is still inside.

How do you know if an elephant has been in your fridge? If it is laying in pieces around the crumbled wreckage of your house. [L]

Who loves George Clooney? George Clooney

What is brown, creamy, and tastes like gravy? gravy.

What do you call a chicken? You say bawk bawk bawk bawk cockadoodledoo

What did the down syndrome kid get for christmas? Pulmonary Embolisms.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I felt like kicking something.

Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

Ask me if I'm a horse. Are you a horse? No.

Why did the kid take the trash out to the movies? Because his mum said take out the trash

Conversation: Hey dawg? Whats that? Hey, remember curiosity killed the cat! You threatening me on my life and calling me a pussy? Im calling the cops. ...Because like Larsons some of my ideas suck, but since I am an asshole I also add them to fill some space.

A bear walks into a bar. The bear is then shot by the bartender with the shotgun kept under the counter.

Uh... What was emulating again?

world society

Knock Knock! Whos there? Doctor! Doctor who? exactly.. how did you know?

What is colored and looks good hanging from trees? Oranges. Get your mind out of the gutter!

women's rights

so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

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