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ask me if i am a tree. no.

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other boy fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third boy fall out of the tree? Prepressure

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

There once was a man from Madrass, whose balls were made out of brass. This was incredibly embarrassing for him, and rendered him infertile and impotent, which in turn affected his relationships with women.

why did the girl cross the road? to get away from you

Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead.

What do you get when you cross a black man and a Mexican man? I don't know.

DON’T HIT KIDS!!! NO, SERIOUSLY, THEY HAVE GUNS NOW. Via: Pingzic collection of Funny WhatsApp Status

what is the most efficient way to scratch your balls? hire a leprechaun slave.

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How do you get Sally of the swing? Throw a clown at her.

my friend said this website was funny, you know what i said?.... its really not!

The Jewish boy asks his dad for 50 dollars His dad says " 40 dollars? what do you need 30 dollars for? "

A blind man walks into a bar and orders a beer. He has gotten used to being blind all his life.

What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

A beautoful poem: Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun! gimme all your money!

why did the white guy go to a black mans yard sale? to get his stuff back

If the joke below mine says something about a mom its from adam he sucks ...

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie...

what is the difference between the number 2 and the number 5 3

Why are asians such bad drivers? Cause they constantly have their eyes closed.

what do santa clause and a blueberry have in common they both have beards....except the blueberry

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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