Q: What would have been the easiest way to stop the second world war without killing anyone? A: Paid Hitler for his art.

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how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? 7

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Multi Orgasmic Pillow screechers

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knock knock whos there banana banana who knock knock whos there orange orange who orange you glad I didn't say banana

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What time will the little girl get up for school? Never, she died in her sleep.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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roses are read, violets are blue. i have alzheimers and Jill came tumbling down.

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Did you hear about the three Arabs that hijacked a plane? They drove it into the Pentagon.

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What did the little boy ask for for Christmas? A new brain, as he has a malignant tumor, he died.

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A man walks into a bar so how many Jews were there when a man called Wellard ate a pizza. Balloons

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I walk into a bar...

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Whats green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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Why is a bird when it flies? Because the higher it goes the much.

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*The doctor walks in* Knock knock. Whos there? Doctor. Doctor Who?

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What is green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? An elephant I lied!

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Q. Why was the Asian boy crying A. Because i stabbed his family

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Awesome! I've just received my giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us << Awesome! I've just received my giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us << Awesome! I've just received my giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <<

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Q. What do you call a person with no arms, legs, torso, or head? A. A mutilated corpse.

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Roeses are purple violets are green WTF u just stabbed me.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know you have to ask the chicken if you speak chicken

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a man ran into a bar screaming. he now has a severe coma

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What do black people and bananas have in common? 50% of their DNA

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What's green and fuzy and could kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table

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What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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