- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What do you get when you cross a black man and a Mexican man? I don't know.

ask me if i am a tree. no.

How do you get Sally of the swing? Throw a clown at her.

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what is the most efficient way to scratch your balls? hire a leprechaun slave.

Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead.

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Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other boy fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third boy fall out of the tree? Prepressure

Roeses are purple violets are green WTF u just stabbed me.

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What do black people and bananas have in common? 50% of their DNA

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know you have to ask the chicken if you speak chicken

a man ran into a bar screaming. he now has a severe coma

What did the bird say to the other bird? Nothing because birds can't talk.

Q. Why was the Asian boy crying A. Because i stabbed his family

Why didn't Joe catch the baseball? He got shot by a local gang.

Q. What do you call a person with no arms, legs, torso, or head? A. A mutilated corpse.

What's green and fuzy and could kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

how many dead babies can fit in a microwave? 3 1/2

Why did the jew cross the road Because he was being cornered by 10 nazis that had automatic guns

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