- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the african american man get shot? he partook in a gang life

Holocaust jokes are not funny. And I don't see the humor behind them.

How do you make the general public confused? ...

two japanese men walk into a bar. the first japanese man says “i am japanese!” the second japanese man says “i am also japanese!” the bartender then says “well, hey. i’m japanese too”. the bar was in japan.

A bison trots into a bar. The bartender says, "My pee makes bubbles in the toilet." Amazed by the urination fact, the bison explodes.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? - AIDS. What's worse than AIDS? - Getting AIDS and stubbing your toe.

What did the lactose intolerant boy say when he accidentally drank some milk? Nothing, he went into anaphylactic shock and couldn't breathe.

Why didn't Clair get up all day? She died in her sleep.

What is the worst thing to say to a dying person? After you die I'm going to defile your corpse, nan.

Snape dies. ^ Spoiler Alert tarelona major

How do you kill a dead baby? You can't, it's already dead.

You know what's wrong with Oprah? Generally nothing. She's a well-respected African American woman who happens to be quite wealthy and likes to share her wealth with other people.

What did the blind, deaf and dumb boy get for Christmas? Cancer

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because humans do not have the capability of accessing the chickens brain to receive their knowledge and what they were thinking about in the past.

What is black, white and red all over? Something that pertains those characteristics

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? I don't know. It depends how high the light is.

Your momma's so fat, she's at risk of a number of cardio-vascular problems, including high blood pressure, leading to heart disease, stroke, type II diabetes, and a premature death. She also has an elevated risk of contracting cancer.

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Q: y does obama keep raising gas prices A: he dosent want anyone to be able to drive to the poles in november

Why Tom is Gay ? Because brocoly didnt eat a mashroom .

What do you say to a dead man who knocks on your door? Nothing, you shoot him cause he's a zombie

I like my women how i like my coffee. Without a penis.

Why does beonce say to the left, to the left. she doesnt she sings it.

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