- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Elephants can't jump higher than the tallest building. You know why? It's because buildings can't jump.

What did the black guy say to the Jewish guy when it began to rain? It's raining.

Fishing rods are cool This haiku does not make sense Lumpy Space Princess

how do you confuse a brunette? paint yourself red and throw a fridge at her

Q.How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A.You don't. You kill her.

Roses are yanks hair Violets are yanks hair sobs and yanks hair I have tricolomania

What is the difference between a duck and a cow? One is an aquatic fowl and the other is a farmland mammal.

A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar and have a friendly argument over their religious beliefs.

Justin beiber's penis

why did the roof cave in? It was not structurally sound do to poor architecture

What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies.

So there's a black man riding a bike down the street. A police officer pulls him over to tell him that his back tire seems to be flat. The black man says thank you, and continued riding his bike. Later, he would repair his tire.

why was six afraid of seven? prison changes a person

How did I do in the running events? Not that good, I'm a paraplegic.

A black person tans and starts to peel, what do you get? A white person.

What has 2 legs and smells like fish A fish with 2 legs

what is white on top and black on the bottom? Society

What's pink, bubbly, and goes round and round? A baby in a microwave.

I hate when people see me at the store and are like "What are you doing here??" and Im just like, "Oh, you know, hunting elephants..."

I went to the doctor & he gave only 6 months to live. I told him I couldn't pay my bill, he said "that doesn't change the fact you're going to die soon."

What do you call a fly without wings? Injured and left for dead.

Q: What do you call a colour blind person that smells like green paint? A: A painter

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