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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Snape dies. ^ Spoiler Alert tarelona major

What is the worst thing to say to a dying person? After you die I'm going to defile your corpse, nan.

A bison trots into a bar. The bartender says, "My pee makes bubbles in the toilet." Amazed by the urination fact, the bison explodes.

Call of Duty is a good game.

Q: What's Funnier than a baby spinning around a pole at 300 MPH? A: Stopping it with a shovel.

What's the best part about having sex with twenty four year olds? There's twenty of them.

yo mammas so fat when she gets cut gravy pours out

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where did my tractor go.

Q: What's the answer to this question? A: The question to this answer.

What is holocaust victim's favorite food? Hamburgers.

Q. Why couldn't the blind black guy read. A. He's Dead

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Three men went out for a night on the town, one had too much to drink and was forced to take a cab home.

A man walks into a bar. He's just entered into the Twilight Zone.

Why didn't the boy get his mom anything for her birthday? He was killed by a drunk driver years ago

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, oceans don't have hands to wave either

two paraplegics walk into a bar. oh wait...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Her frustrated farmer lured her with bread crums in hopes of retrieving his beloved chicken.

Whats as Heavy as a rock and also as light as a feather? Any object in space because the lack of gravity to give the object weight.

What’s the best part about knowing things no one else does? Nothing. I’m schizophrenic and can’t afford medication.

Why didn't the magician pull a rabbit from a hat? Despite his choice of occupation, magic tricks are rarely appropriate in hostage situations.

-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

whats the difference between 10 Ferrari's and 10 dead babies ? i dont have 10 Ferrari's in my garage

Q: Why did the man have aids? A: He had unprotected sex with a man who had aids.

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