- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

Why did the depressed man jump off the bridge? Because bungee jumping is a great activity to relieve stress.

what did Dr. Dre say? Nothing you idiots! Dr. Dre's dead!

Q:Why are dinosaurs extinct? A:Well there are two reasons the first being a giant meteor struck the earth killing all the dinosaurs. The other reason you touch yourself at night.

So what have you overcome? I mean I know alot about you, but little about your personal deeper self, with that said, you telling me you are some kind of X-men when it comes to genetics?

How do you confuse a chicken? Paint yourself black and throw seeds at it.

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Why did the bunny hit the drum? It didn't because it did not have the mental capacity or physical capabilities to do so

Why did the kid jump? He didn't.

Your momma so fat that she went to the doctor and he told he to cut down on the junk food because she weighs more than the average human being

- Knock, knock - Who's there? - Police - I'm not home!

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michelangelo.

Why did the fungus leave the party? Truffle.

Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he was late for a meeting

Q. How do you make a chicken dance? A. I don't know I was asking you.

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him to leave.

Why did the black man get sent to prison? He had committed many crimes and was finally caught by the police.

yo mommas so poor she doesn't live in a house

Your mom is so fat, that last night after reading and edition of Cosmo, she skipped dinner and cried herself to sleep due to her inability to live up to such an unrealistic feminine stereotype.

What do you get when you put a pig in an oven? A dead pig.

Question: What do you call a Black person who cooks food at a fried chicken restaurant? Answer: A chef

What's the hardest part of walking through a pile of dead babies? My penis.

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