Why did the platypus have no friends? Platipi are antisocial creatures by nature.

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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Why does fowlerville suck cause everyone wishes they were black

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A horse goes to the mall and when he is in the checkout line there is a man at the cash register the man at the cash register says "Why the long face?" and the horse replies "hey buddy, watch it!!!!!!!"

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a camel walks into a bar. it is kicked out because camels are not supposed to be in bars, there camels.

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Why did the chicken have a sore neck? Because the farmer cut the chicken's head off, and the body ran around for three minutes until it finally bled to death.

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Q. What happened to the women who cut her finger? A. she got staff infection and died.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because it would be hazardous to other motorists well-being.

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What do you call a black person who can't see? Blind

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Don't you hate it when someone starts a sentence and doesnt fi...

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What does an otter and a pencil sharpener have in common? They both feature in this joke

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What's old and baggy? An old bag.

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What did the young Muslim man have attached to him? A book-bag, it was is his first week college and he eager for an education.

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jack and jill went up a hill so jack could lick jills candy but jack got a shock and a mouth full of C O C K cause jill's real name was randy... ... and joe diragi liked it

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What hurts like hell? HELL

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Whats brown and a fag? A bundle of sticks

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Why did Santa die? Because he got diabetes from so many cookies

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A man goes up to an old friend and says: "Help me, I just found out that my friend is gay! What should I do!?" The other man replies: "If there is no problem, I cannot help you... Yet, there is one. Your homophobia. I suggest that you see a therapist immediately and I hope that you can get over the fact of the contemplation of a sexuality."

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sorry got to poo

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Q: What is white, and comes out of a woman? A: No, milk you perve

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Why did the Nazi doctor drown a Jew in the lake? Because he felt like it.

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Call of Duty is a good game.

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Roses are black, violets are black. I'm Hellen Keller.

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Why did Colussi miss school for 2 years? -Because he died

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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