The Chinese government. The way they treat their citizens just isn't funny.

Yo mama so fat that she probably has a thyroid problem.

What did Batman say to When they were heading to the Batmobile Robin get in the batmobile.

A man realizes the whole time he has wanted to fly like a bird. His funeral was two weeks later

Q:What do you call a cow with no legs? A:A hamburger.

What did the bird say to the fence? Chirp.

How do rocket scientists exchange greetings? They say "hi"

Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because sloths often confuse their arm with a branch, grab on and fall to their deaths.

What did the nerd say to the cheerleader? Wouldn't you like to know? Mind your own business.

What do you call a black mailman? By his name.

Why didnt the man make it to work? Because he was in a fatal car accident.

How did the man kill the black fly? He called the KKK fly and had it lynch the black fly

Q: If Alma have 4 corners..? A: Then there must be something wrong with Alma...

A man was feeling sick and decided to go and see a doctor. He saw the doctor and then went home. He wasn't feeling any better so he decided to get checked-out by the doctor.

How many pairs of jordans does your dad have? None, he lost both his legs in vietnam.

What did the man with the gun say to the man without the gun? I have a gun

Why does Magic Johnson have to use extra-large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

Whats black, white, and red all over? Hot sauce on a checkerboard.

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Enough.

A wild Snorlax appeared crushing several members of the community

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a man walks into a bar and buys a drink

"I never want to see you again!" shouted Stevie Wonder to the genie in the bottle, as a young boy.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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