How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take away his glass of water.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' The horse says 'My alcoholism is destroying my family.'

What does mickee say to other animals. Mouse

What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

Why was the black man pulled over? Racism still lingers in today's society.

Why dose my mom have a penis? She is a man

What did the man say when he lost his phone? Answer: I lost my phone!!

how do you kill a baby? introduce it to alice cooper

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut you racist bastard

Knock Knock Whos there? John John Who Tic Tic BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM

Last year my wife ran away with my best friend. I really miss him.

Did you hear the one about the nascar driver who couldn't pass his road test? No. It's true, he couldn't pass his road test.

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What did the man say when he lost his car? Where the fuck did my car go

Doctor, everybody despises me. That cant be totally true you despicable piece of shite!

Yo mamma is so fat, that she's going on a diet and is exercising regularly to lose wait.

what is this joke about? - i don't know i am still writing the j

what did one gagged man say to the other gagged man? nothing he was gagged

Q. What did the Muffins say to the man? A. Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects therefore unable to speak.

A blonde rubs a lamp hoping to find a genie that will grant her 3 wishes. It didn't happen.

Q: What happens when you divide by zero. A: You get a complex kind of infinite.

What's red bubbly and spins around? A baby in a microwave

Why is Michael Jackson bad at checkers? Cause he's dead.

What do you call a remote that does not work? a remote that does not work.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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