- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a dog? A cat. What do you call a cat? A banana.

knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

a man walks in to a night club he can not danse so he just wachis pepol

What's big fat and hairy? Peter

Why did little Jimmy go crying to his mummy? Because she was shot.

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A Drumset.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was locked safely in the chicken coop.

One time there was a guy who jumped off a bridge and died

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, WHO THE HELL $#!T IN MY GARDEN?!

A monk went to a bar. He soon came out because he realized he didn't have cash because he left his wallet in his other robe.

why did jimmy's mom fall off the cliff? i dont know.

What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu? If you have bird flu, you need tweetment. If you have swine flu, you need oink-ment.

a duck wanted grapes. he didnt get any

Jimmy's mom: Jimmy go do your chores now!! Jimmy: You shut your mouth, whore. Get your smelly ass back in the kitchen!!!

what's the difference between a bearded man and bearded lady the bearded man has a penis

True or False : it would not cause a public disturbence to express your pornography to the public??? ture. pornography is the freedom of speech and ability to express oneself

Care to fill in some of the etc etc`s for me? Its not like we are complete strangers one to another either, you and I I mean, I feel pretty secure around you.

Why did you cross the road. You didn't your looking at this joke

A black person tans and starts to peel, what do you get? A white person.

what is white on top and black on the bottom? Society

What do you call a fly without wings? Injured and left for dead.

I went to the doctor & he gave only 6 months to live. I told him I couldn't pay my bill, he said "that doesn't change the fact you're going to die soon."

why was six afraid of seven? prison changes a person

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